Italian Berlusconi Anti corruption bill

Stories and News No. 113

The Story:

Another exclusive scoop for the Blog: the ten points of recent Italian Anti-corruption Bill by the Berlusconi government:

1. Did you get corrupted? Stop doing it, right?! Otherwise you’ll go to bed without TV!

2. Did you bribe someone? If you talked on the phone, don’t worry, because we are now making another bill on it…

3. Are you corruptible but you never had a chance? Candidate with us and you will see that opportunities will not fail. Being honest, on the other side is the same. But we are the government, think about it…

4. Do you whish to bribe but you still didn’t have the courage? Go ahead! As the motto says, you only live once but in Italy you are forever in parliament…

5. Are you incorruptible? Very good, congratulations, you have all our respect! You may go, now. We’ll call you, but before you leave, give your name and address. Why? No, it's just a formality…

6. You've never bribed anyone and you don’t even know how to do? If you're a beautiful chick don’t worry, we’ll find a place for you.

7. Are you are an incurable corrupting guy? Do you have corruption in your blood and you have used the first pocket money to bribe your brother and let him do your homework? But are you sure you’re not already one of us?

8. Are you his brother and you would like to get back the favour? No problem, for us the family is the first thing…

9. What's wrong? The points don’t convince you? Read through the beginning: this is the anti-corruption bill, not anti corrupting people…

10. Reassurance: if they catch you, just relax and stay calm. You give the resignation, so your conscience is okay. Then we reject them…



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The people and the tragic story of Italy, Saturday March 20 2010, World storytelling day in Rome.

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