Vatican Radio tumors

Stories and News No. 215

"The study suggests that there was an important, consistent and significant association between exposure to residential structures of Vatican Radio and excess disease risk for leukemia and lymphoma in children."
This statement comes from expert opinion requested by the judge for preliminary investigations Zaira Secchi, about the deaths caused by electromagnetic pollution from 1990 to 2003 in the north of Rome, following the subsequent investigation.
The General Director of the Catholic radio station, Federico Lombardi, comments:
"Vatican Radio learned with surprise news about the report prepared by the Rome judge about the incident evidence in the proceedings for alleged damage to public health...
Vatican Radio will present its views as soon as possible and counterclaims of its own experts Professor Umberto Veronesi and Dr. Susanna Lagorio.
It’s good to remember that according to international literature in the field it was never proven the existence of a causal relationship such as that suggested..."
But yes, it must be so.
The truth of the Lord will be restored soon.
The name of the Divine Radio will definitely returned to its original purity and its soul will be cleansed from all sin.
Only the tumors will remain...

The Story:

We are the Vatican Radio.
We are the voice of the Pope and the Church in dialogue with the world.
We are here to broadcast the Holy See, legally based in the Vatican City State. It is a mean of communication and evangelization created to serve the Pope’s Ministry.
Our main task is to proclaim the Christian message freely, faithfully and efficiently and keeping the centre of Catholicism in contact with the different countries of the world.
How?
Simple: diffusing the voice and the teachings of the Roman Pontiff, informing about the activities of the Holy See, giving information about the life and the activities of the Catholic Church in the world and helping the faithful to evaluate today’s problems in the light of the Teachings of the Church.
We give advice and cooperation to Dioceses or Bishops’ Conferences in the field of radio broadcasting sector.
We have also the institutional task to record, amplify, and distribute the sound of all the official Vatican activities of the Holy Father and to exercise and protect, in an exclusive way, the copyright and intellectual property rights over the voice recordings of the Roman Pontiffs.
Some of you might ask: what that has to do with Jesus Christ?
Moreover, what that has to do with his life?
We will reply when we broadcast.
Leave your phone number.
Brothers and sisters, we are here now for other reasons.
Some careless people accuse us of causing cancer, especially in children, for over ten years.
That’s obviously false and we will respond in the appropriate forums.
Meanwhile, we soundly sleep.
No doubt haunts us.
Our conscience is clear.
Why? You know, that’s because we are the voice of God.
Otherwise, who are we?!



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