Berlusconi 10 points plan to help Mafia
Stories and News No. 98
1. SEIZED PROPERTIES AGENCY:
Are you a mobster? Have we seized your land, houses or anything else? Would you like to get back what we have taken away? Simple: you buy them back at our auctions...
2. THE ANTI MAFIA LAWS CODE:
Here comes in the best Italian libraries a story of the greatest favours made by our government to mafia:
3. NEW TOOLS TO ATTACK MAFIA PROPERTIES:
The mobsters have many properties in Italy and our government is ready to do anything to find them (relax, just to seize and put them at auction…).
However, if that's not enough, we will also seize them on the TV: stop with serials or films on Mafia. Both are not necessary, we just do it in parliament...
4. CONTRAST TO ECOMAFIA:
Our party, the people of freedom, has finally found the solution to the Ecomafia problem: here is a nice amnesty to present and future abuse of protected areas.
In other words, how to fight the mafia who commits crimes against the environment?
We legalize the crime!
5. SUPPORT TO RACKET AND USURY VICTIMS:
The Berlusconi government whish to be close, body and soul, to the victims of extortion and usury: the Mafia bosses.
Yes, because they are the true victims, not the poor people who they extort money to.
6. COMPUTER MAP OF CRIMINAL ORGANIZATIONS:
This is the true jewel of our program.
Imagine an interactive map with all locations of criminal organizations, updated in real time. The mafia bosses can follow it on the navigator, mobile phone or PC. So, we do not have to call them. They already know when and what property we are going to seize!
(And then put at auction…)
7. SUPERVISION ON BUILDINGS CONTRACTS:
Supervision on contracts and contractors too!
We don’t to have another Cosentino...
8. INITIATIVES AGAINST INTERNATIONAL CRIME:
After the incredible success of our government against organized crime, we decided to export abroad the Italian model.
Currently we have no request.
9. STING OPERATIONS:
Anyway, this is not new. We ever had a member of our coalition infiltrated among the ranks of the enemy. Our best agent was just elected president of Copasir...
10. PLAN AGAINST BLACK JOB:
This is brilliant. How to defeat the moonlighting or, how we say in Italian, the black job? Exterminating the black…
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