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Bettino Craxi was a scapegoat

Stories and News No. 88

The Story (rewritten...):

"Bettino Craxi was a scapegoat..." Augusto Minzolini, director of Tg1.

Well, like the director of the most seen Italian television news, I am also good to change the History:

"Adolf Hitler was misunderstood..." Paul Joseph Goebbels, Propaganda Minister in the Third Reich.

"Attila was just eccentric..." His son Ellac, who succeeded him as king.

"Nero was a kind man..." Poppaea Sabina, his second wife.

"Pol Pot was an enlightened leader..." Khieu Samphan, president of Cambodia between 1976 and 1979.

"Charles Manson was only a dreamer..." Susan Atkins, a friend and companion in adventure.

"Lord Voldemort is a good-natured guy..." Lucius Malfoy, loyal to him.

"Joker is just a humorous person..." Cat Woman, another enemy of Batman.

"Hannibal Lecter is a sensitive person..." Frederick Chilton, director of the asylum of Chesapeake.

"Darth Vader was a tender man..." The Emperor, his master.

"Black Pete has a big heart..." Trudy, his girlfriend.

"Captain Ahab was an animalist..." Queequeg, a great harpooneer.

"Dracula was God-fearing..." Renfield, a servant of the Count.

"Sauron was a benefactor..." Saruman, wizard and master of Isengard.

"Vittorio Mangano was a hero" Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister during the period from 1994 to...
Until when? Who knows?
How will he be remembered?
In the future you may ask to Minzolini, but also to Emilio Fede, Bruno Vespa, and others...

Stories and news: “invented” Stories, fruit of my imagination, inspired by “true” media News.

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