Monday, February 28, 2011

Berlusconi better contumacy than homosexual

Stories and News No. 331

Life is hard for real Berlusconi’s adepts, I have always said.
I am not referring to the opportunist voters, people who vote him being sure that thanks to that they will easy make their dirty business.
I am not speaking even of those who - having as only motivation the idea that the alternative to Silvio is really worse, close the nose, eyes and ears and put the cross under his name.
Well, since leaving the polling station, they moreover shut their mouth, because they never reveal their sin.
Most of the time they say to not vote, Italy politics is all a mess, and so on…
The persons who arouse my interest the most are the promoters of freedom, the convinced fans, the true believers, those who despite the ocean of bad stuff that came out on their idol, they insist in worshipping him.
This is the real species to be studied, much more than the two-headed turtles and the pigs with wings.
Why do I say that the lives of these Italian premier supporters are hard?
That is simple.
First, they have the ocean of bad stuff mentioned above.
I do not believe that to consider the latter only the result of a plot against the Prime Minister is a breeze.
Secondly, I am convinced that he does not help them as I did before.
On his descent into the political field, he spoke much more clearly, he was more direct.
Do you remember? Lower taxes for everyone, safer cities, more dignified pensions and others like that.
This was his strength: speeches in the form of fast, populist and very attractive slogans.
After more than ten years those promises were not kept, but Silvio’s message is now often confused and complicated for his electors.
The reason is evident: Berlusconi no longer speaks to his people.
Three examples of today:
In my humble opinion, Berlusconi’s fans are not properly anxious to know that Berlusconi has no longer a phone, what his lawyers are doing and about the meticulousness of Napolitano.
He does not speak with them and they are increasingly lost.
As evidence of this, commenting on the news that this morning Silvio was accountable of contumacy (Contempt of court) on the TV Mediaset trial, here is on the blog the exclusive interview with one of those lover voters, Mr. Franco:

The Story:

Blog: Good afternoon, Mr. Franco hello, let's start with the interview?
Franco: Are you from Annozero? Are you sure? Because they ever change the sense of the things…
Blog: No, that’s not Annozero. This is just a blog…
Franco: What…?
Blog: A website. A site on internet…
Franco: Oh, yeah, Gogol! That stuff…
Blog: Yes… so, I proceed with the questions?
Franco: Go on.
Blog: As you know, today is Mediaset TV trial started again…
Franco: Silvio is innocent, it's all a farce!
Blog: Yes, but let me finish the question: in this trial, the defendant Silvio Berlusconi…
Franco: He’s innocent. It's a shame!
Blog: I understand. As I was saying before, Silvio Berlusconi didn’t go to the trial…
Franco: What trial? He is innocent!
Blog: Okay, I see your point of view, let me finish…
Franco: Silvio is innocent!
Blog: That has already been said. Returning to my question, the trial did not occur. Berlusconi is then accountable of contumacy…
Franco: What?! How dare you? You are accountable of contumacy! Berlusconi is innocent!
Blog: No, Mr Berlusconi is accountable of contumacy means that…
Franco: Do you insist?! Berlusconi is innocent, he is an honest person. He never did this… contumacy.
Blog: No… you didn’t understand the meaning. Besides, don’t be angry with me, the judge declared Berlusconi accountable of contumacy.
Franco: What hypocrite he is! Me too, when I was young, I happened to make contumacy with some girl.
Blog: …
Franco: As I always say, better being contumacy than homosexual.
Blog: Click.



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Friday, February 25, 2011

Obama Berlusconi phone tapping about Libya

Stories and News No. 330

I read this morning that last night Obama phone called Berlusconi ‘to continue consultations on the situation in Libya and coordinate our urgent efforts to respond to developments and ensure that there is appropriate accountability’.
To be precise, the White House website says that U.S. president made the same call to Sarkozy and Cameron.
The same…
Well, not really.
It also happens to everybody, isn’t it?
If we telephone to different persons, although we must communicate the same message, we differently speak, depending on the relationship we have with them.
For example, if Berlusconi had to invite to his party a young girl and Sarkozy - of course not the same party… - I do not think he would use the same words.
Now, since what emerges from the recent revelations by Wikileaks, it seems that the U.S. government has understood this: when Italy prime minister is led by the hand and made feel important, he proves to be the best ally; Above all, his weakness can be exploited to wrest unexpected concessions

The Story:

Obama, after talking with Cameron and Sarkozy, calls Berlusconi:

Silvio: Hallo? Who is?
Obama: Good evening, Silvio. It’s me, Barack.
Berlusconi has recognized the number on the phone, which has in its memory as the suntanned, but he shows to be surprised.
Silvio: Oh, Barack! How are you?
Obama: I’m fine. I wanted to talk about the Libyan issue.
Silvio: Tell me.
The US president reminds the psychological aspects of Berlusconi and starts with the smooth.
Obama: Silvio, you know how America estimate you.
Silvio: Thanks…
Obama: No, don’t thank me. Having a leader of your caliber is a privilege for us.
Silvio: Thank you…
Obama: Let me tell you, you deserve it. A statesman like you is worthy of a place among the great men of history.
Silvio: Come on, so I'm confused…
Obama: That's the truth, Silvio. I am committed personally to ask the Swedes to seriously consider your name for the next Nobel Peace Prize.
Silvio: Oh my God…
At this point - despite appearances, a fact that does not happen since a lot of time, Berlusconi has a sudden erection.
Obama: Do not talk. Do not waste your precious breath. Look, if you were American I… I would immediately resign, to joyfully offer you my chair.
Silvio: Ahh…
Another amazing event, the premier comes, without viagra and bunga bunga too.
Berlusconi regrets for not having registered the phone call.
Obama: Silvio… are you alright?
Silvio: Yeah!
Obama: Well, now I can tell you what you have to do.



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Thursday, February 24, 2011

10000 dead in Libya chance for racism Ministers La Russa and Maroni

Stories and News No. 329

Very sad update to the yesterday post: the death toll in Libya rose to 10,000.
There are also 50,000 injured people, mass graves; a bloodbath that is terrifying the whole world.
The reactions of the major leaders are coming.
Among the many, Obama called the violence in Libya outrageous.
Merkel defined the recent speech by Gaddafi frightening and asked threatens sanctions, as Sarkozy did.
Now, ever as counterpoint to yesterday post, I do not think that only Italy must be brought into question for the past and present relations with the Libyan dictator, more or less publicly.
However, it seems that once again, in terms of decency and simple humanity, Berlusconi's government should stand out.
On this occasion, here is the Defense Minister Ignazio La Russa: "We must be prepared to biblical migrations" and Interior Minister Roberto Maroni: "Italy can cope with the emergency caused by the immigrant riots in North Africa, but not for long."
As if to say, immigrants are convenient for the racist propaganda as dead too

The Story:

In recent years I have often heard that hating the villains what is a noble act…


But you know, the scoundrel’s answer to this sacred hate follows his reputation…


The noble people are often charged on their skin…


Offering the best to the cause: life…


And it takes time before someone can honor their memory as they deserve…


Waiting for that, the only privilege that they have is to lie with those who shared the noble sacrifice…


Yet everything becomes like sand in the wind, as the one that covers their bodies in the mass graves, when it enters the mind, heart, and especially the belly of who is ever hungry of shame…

(From the left Minister Maroni and Minister La Russa)

Here is the video:



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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Libya protests Gaddafi and Berlusconi news: thousands deaths theorem

Stories and News No. 328

I note with great interest not only news but also how they are distributed.
I think it is a clear symptom of how we relate to what is happening, what aspects of contemporary history we see as a priority.
Take for example the increasing escalation of the uprising in Libya.
I just did a search on the net and it seems that in Italy and not only here, at least on the web, the shameful Berlusconi’s attitude before, during and after the current uprising, with the dictator Gaddafi inspire more curiosity than usual.
I fully agree, needless to say.
However, to be honest, it should be mentioned that the disturbing ambiguity of our country's relations with the Libyan leader was not born yesterday, let alone the day before, but has a more than a decade history.
On the other hand, tell me what obscure guy of the last century we have had not relations with.
The point is another, in my humble opinion.
The point is that we speak of 10000 deaths (Updated 8.32 pm).
10000 innocent people killed in the public square, guilty only of enforcing their right to a free and democratic country.
This noble culpable is still lacking in many of us, don’t you think?
Us, on the other side of the sea.
Us, observing all in one monitor, in the PC as TV screen, via the latest mobile phones.
However, distance does not necessarily mean innocence.
Not even guilty, okay, but responsibility does.
So, it is right to charge the deaths with an honest calculation…

The Story:

10000 deaths theorem

Hypothesis:
Take a state called Libya, and imagine that it is totally in the hands of a leader named Gaddafi.
Let's say it that in forty years he established a dictatorial regime that is guilty of despicable actions.
Now consider another state, called Italy, and imagine that instead of Libya is considered free and democratic.
Let’s say that Italy built in the same forty years many political, strategic and especially economic relations with Gaddafi’s nation, so the dictator - through the Libyan Investment Authority and the Central Bank of Libya - has today:
7.19% of Unicredit
7% of Juventus Football Club
3% of Finmeccanica
2% of Iveco Fiat
1% of Eni
Now, if Gaddafi bombed a defenseless crowd in the street, killing 10000 people, proper percentages follow:

Thesis:
About 720 dead go to Unicredit.
700 dead to Juventus Football Club
300 deaths to Finmeccanica
200 dead to Iveco Fiat
100 dead to Eni

Corollary:
A considerable and symbolic percentage is then assigned to every government in the country called Italy who has not taken the right distance from those who claim the right to kill innocent citizens…



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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

If not now when do we stop the parliament? Republican self-defense

Stories and News No. 327

I recently read a news item that I like.
Sometimes it happens.
From the pages of Micromega, the director Paolo Flores D'Arcais, the writer Andrea Camilleri and the Literature Nobel Dario Fo and others subscribed a request to the political opposition to make a practical Republican self-defense 'solemnly and immediately proclaiming a systematic and permanent blocking of the Parliament on all measures and by all means that the law and regulations provide, up to Berlusconi's resignation and subsequent elections'.
The following motto, which has become the slogan of the Italian current political moment: If not now, when?
Blocking of the parliament, this is a coherent action.
The only one, if you have a minimum of intellectual honesty, facing with the majority in power in today Italy.
If not now, when?
I like these words even more than the news above.
I love those phrases that can best sum up a moment of particular significance.
Once uttered, they become universal and valid for every place: in Tunisia as in Egypt, in Algeria as in Libya, in Yemen as in Iran and so on.
Yet here, despite repeated upheavals in the streets, most of the current parliamentary opposition - except rare exceptions as Antonio Di Pietro - shows some difficulties to consider the so-called radical choices.
However, observing the last years of government, what is most radical of a party ruled by an absolute and unquestionable guy as Berlusconi is?
I repeat again, the coherent action is one and only one, and it makes me happy to know that is officially required by such a list of signatures.
On the other hand, you only need to take a look at…

The Story:

If not now, when?
If not now when, Noah said, watching the rain pouring outside the window, before starting to build the ark.
If not now when, the Beagle Boys agreed on seeing Uncle Scrooge going to search of yet another treasure with Donald Duck, before to attack and rob him.
If not now when, the mirror said to pirate Black beard advising him to shave, before going on a first date with the daughter of the Red Corsair.
If not now when, Roberto Benigni must have thought before running and jumping like a madman when he was awarded with the Oscar.
If not now when, are the exact words Michelangelo Buonarroti heard in his dream the day before deciding to paint the Last Judgment in the Sistine Chapel.
If not now when the little old woman cried to spider man asking him to climb up and pull down his cat from the tree.
If not now when, Captain Kirk asked on a planet that was to explode to the phlegmatic Mr. Spock, because he was uncertain whether or not to start the remote transport.
If not now when, it is rumored Jack Kerouac have replied to a motorist who had asked him why he went around the country alone, and especially so young.
If not now when, Popeye have thought before eating his first plate of spinach - food that in his youth he did not like at all, this is a scoop… - and then run to save Olive Oyl from Bluto.
If not now when, Captain Nemo - called by the crew Captain “Churl” Nemo, another scoop… - before leaving for a trip of no less than twenty thousand leagues have replied to the gas station attendant who asked him why he wanted full gasoline.
If not now when, those who know when it comes time to do the right thing said and cried and always will say and cry.
And if not now when, many said and cried and always will say and cry to them, waiting they do the right thing.
If this were not enough, as far as I'm concerned, if not now when I said when I gave my first kiss to my partner.
And if not now when she must have thought, otherwise we would still be not together…



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Monday, February 21, 2011

Monsignor Paolo Rigon, homosexuality is not a disease to cure: ignorance is

Stories and News No. 326

Monsignor Paolo Rigon, vicar of the ecclesiastical court of Liguria (Italy region).
Write down the name.
These are people who leave their mark in the history of their country, no jokes.
At the inauguration of the judicial year 2011, on the report about marital infidelity, he said: "Another aspect of this problem is the tendency or "gender", which today there is much talk of, whereby you can also get to choose how you want to live your sexuality, homosexual, heterosexual or alternatively or simultaneously. If so there will be an inability to be faithful: the tragic case of homosexuality is that someone is hoping to win or to mask it precisely with the marriage but it is an illusion, it is not practically possible to remain faithful to the spouse".
When asked to explain the concept, the high priest issued these suggestive statements: our aim is to pass a message: "The problem of homosexuality is caused because no one is born homosexual, except in very rare cases of severe hormonal disorders. We must therefore take it since the start and then can be overcome with psychotherapy. But if homosexuality is ingrained is much more difficult. There is no marriage that can help this person. It needs to be addressed in early adolescence, our consultants know something about. People should be aware of their situation and work with it, but not in the sexual sense, but setting a joyful life in a donation, without affecting another person. The loyalty between two men is theoretically possible, in practice we know that it is not".
Now, I can not believe that His Excellency does not know that the important global classification book known as DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) in 1973, almost 40 years ago, has erased any possibility that homosexuality is a disorder of any kind.
Here we are talking about a Monsignor.
I'm no expert, I admit, but I think he is a big role, isn’t it?
Then how is it possible that the illustrious priest publicly say such foolishness?
In his favor, and all those who give unquestionable credibility to him, I see only one possibility: it is a parable!
Yes, it is a typical speech by a wise priest, imbued with sharp metaphors.
Yeah, metaphors!
Like when you say one thing to mean another.
That’s easy: you have just to substitute a few words, and finally everything makes sense, like putting ignorance instead of homosexuality and priesthood instead of marriage

The Story:

The tragic case of ignorance is that someone is hoping to win or to mask it precisely with the priesthood, but it is an illusion: you can not, in practice, become more intelligent. We must therefore take it since the start and then can be overcome by the exploration of things, the study and expansion of your knowledge. But if ignorance is ingrained is much more difficult. There is no priesthood that can help this person. It needs to be addressed in early adolescence, teachers know something about. People should be aware of their situation and work with it, but not remaining isolated, but setting a joyful life in a donation and open way, involving others.
The fidelity of men is possible and in practice we know that it is.
Well, if they are ignorant then everything becomes more difficult…



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Friday, February 18, 2011

Benigni Sanremo Festival 2011 Italy National Anthem with Bossi Borghezio Rap

Stories and News No. 325

Roberto Benigni's video in Sanremo Music Festival 2011 is invading the net.
The part that struck me most was when the Italian Academy Award winner sang the national anthem.
So, when I listened to the verses several public statements of some representatives of the actual government came to my mind: the Lega Nord (Northern League).
So, to add a breath of harsh reality to the magical charm of the interpretation by Roberto, I did a little research online and I found the perfect rap singers: the Minister for Reforms for Federalism Umberto Bossi and his party colleague, representative of our country in the European Parliament, Mario Borghezio

The Story:



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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Ruby Berlusconi abuse evidences? He was stressed…

Stories and News No. 324

One thing I think we can all agree on: the trials must be made in the courts.
However, there is a unique exception in the world and, I assume no one will deny it, is called Silvio Berlusconi.
Oh yes, because in his case the trials should be made in the courts, if he went there when he must.
For what? To prove his innocence, to name one at random.
Otherwise, someone might remains in doubt or with suspicion.
But if some newspapers have published the document with the evidences that led the magistrate Cristina di Censo to proceed on the immediate trial on Italy premier, well, it’s normal that people have some questions about it.
That is not because they're communist executioner and hypocritical moralist, but simply because a citizen of a democratic republic has the right and duty to know whether the man who governs his country had abused a minor or not; because this is the theme, not the privacy violation and this is sacrosanct if you are a hypocritical moralist communist executioner person or an adoring Silvio’s fan.
Here, imagine having one of them in front of you, for example Lamberto.
I say sorry to all the communist executioner etc. Lambertos in the world: that is the first name that came to my mind…

The Story:

Lamberto is Berlusconi’s fan.
He is a strong supporter of Italy Prime Minister and above all he trusts him.
In other words, he is among those who do not believe the allegations concerning him and considers them some ashamed deception by the leftist judiciary.
However, he has found time to read through the papers published today on the web and his attention is focused on the charges to his beloved leader: Berlusconi is accused for having, with many executive actions of the same criminal intention and at different times, sexual activity with Karima El Mahroug, under the age of eighteen girl, in his private home in Arcore, in a time frame identified between 14.02.2010 and 2.05. 2010:
- 14, 20, 21, 27, 28 February 2010
- March 9, 2010
- 4 (Easter Sunday), 5 (Monday), 24, 25 (Italy Liberation Day), 26, April 2010
- 1 (Labor Day), May 2
in exchange for payment of sums of money…
Lamberto puzzled knits his forehead: “Who is El Mahroug Karima?!”
He does a little research and says: "Ah, she’s Ruby…"
In any case, the obsessed fan rejects the outrageous slanders against his myth.
However, Lamberto has a seventeen years old daughter and he can not remain indifferent to the fact.
So, for mere curiosity, he searches on the net what happened in Italy in the days when, according to the Bolshevik red judges, Silvio should have abused Ruby.
Finished the list, Lamberto shuts off the PC monitor and looks out the window restless.
So he closes his eyes and thinks: "What if the allegations to our Silvio were true?"
So with a little courage, and much, much stomach, he imagines Berlusconi with Ruby in the act which is under investigation of, exactly at the end of those days, sometimes marked by tragic events and generally of considerable importance for his country.
His faith is about to give up, when he slaps himself to wake up and with a cheeky forcibly tone, in a desperate attempt to self belief, he says: "So what? Even if they were true! Silvio should be understood, he was stressed!"



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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Berlusconi to trial: if convicted the first to deny him will be…

Stories and News No. 323

We have the trial’s date.
April 6, 2011.
One of the fundamental qualities in politics as in life is the foresight.
More than ever today, when the balance of the world change with a steadily increasing speed, the ability to anticipate events is an indispensable need.
So, I would like to give my little contribution.
Let’s image that in a more or less unknown future after this April 6, Berlusconi is condemned in all possible levels of courts, especially being not able to escape thanks to a last minute immunity law.
In brief, let's see him sadly going to prison.
I know, despite that is the desire of many, this is a totally utopian chance.
I hope you will agree with me.
However, indulge me and imagine that the Italy prime minister is escorted to his cell.
The question I ask myself and you is this: among those who owe him the power and wealth they have accumulated over the years, who will be the first to deny him?
I made a little list in alphabetical order and I offer you the question in the form of survey.
I am very curious about the outcome despite I would have my idea…

The Story:

If he is convicted, who will be the first to deny Berlusconi?



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